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He wouldn't take the bait

He wouldn't come to me

He wouldn't let me fumigate

He just wouldn't let me be

I hear him scurrying all around

Multiplying by the week

I hear him in the ceilings

I hear him under feet

I even offered him my sandwich

And my Netflix and Prime accounts

I offered him incentives

To try and flush him out

I threatened him with hammers

With poisons and disease

I told him he would have to register

To get a block of cheese

But he won't come out

He won't ever show

This darned rat

Just has to go

I tried bribing him with favors

And ransoming his wife

But he keeps on squealing

Warning the others

And it's causing me so much strife

It's ruining my life.

How to kill a rat

That doesn't want to die

Maybe I should come up with

A novel and complex lie

And spread and seed rumors

All throughout his kin

Get them all questioning

Gossiping

Divisioning within

And tearing themselves apart

Yes, that's it…

That's the plan

That's exactly where I'll start.

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Dr Obvious (DoctorObvious)'s avatar

My favorite comment from a recent @dutchsinse earthquake update on EweToob : “sure the world is flat….ALL THE WAY AROUND”. I had the same observation about the “dysunderstanding” going on (I think I just made up a new word) regarding the germ terrain pseudo debates.

The discussions alone demonstrate epic levels of cognitive dissonance.

Another interesting debate is the 2+2=5 crowd. Clown world is tedious.

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